Priorities and Awesome Logic

19 Nov

Dear girls, if a guy pauses a video game to text you back, marry him.

fuck that shit.

Dear guys, if she was a good GF, she wouldn’t be texting you while you were playing video games.

If he can pause a game, means he is playing single player, which means he is too scared to destroy inferior beings in multiplayer,

which would mean he is an inferior male himself, thus, incapable of fending for a mate.

By this logic, if you text a guy and he responds hours later, saying he is playing COD/BF3 online , MARRY HIM.

He will defend your honour, win that bread, solve diseases, sire many strong children and treat you like a princess.

PRIORITIES. LOGIC.

WELCOME TO AWESOMENESS.

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