I hate Google Chrome

2 Oct

I fucking hate it.

It should be renamed to Google Crotch because that’s where they belong- Crotch ass nigga.

It won’t load 9gag.com properly which I go to everyday, and it gave me this stupid message :

OOPSS! Google chrome has encountered some herpes issue, please come back later to suck dick again. Good luck! ADIOS!

I thought it was my internet connection problem and I start to rage about the internet line, nearly turning into HULKS .

That’s when I opened Firefox, and BAMMMMMMMMMMM!!! 9gag.com in front of me.

I wouldn’t want to believe it at first, so I opened Google Crotch just to see what happen.

And there he goes again !! Please try again later!!


Fix yo shit together Google!!

I don’t want to stick  with browser like this when it can’t even open that ONE webpage that I like.

And what’s with the Download manager ?Is that supposed to be like that? Or does Google just suck too much dick that it unleashes maggots through your nose and accidentally burn it with your ass fluid?

That’s it for me! ADIOS Google chrome!


10 Responses to “I hate Google Chrome”

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    Shit, it does the same here! I am also fucking annoyed. I can’t even find anything else on the subject, Google searches return 9gag posts about how awesome Chrome is!

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    I run Google Chrome and that page works just fine…

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